"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via omegaqueer)
9:39 pm • 22 April 2014 • 57,702 notes
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
10:10 pm • 6 April 2014 • 113,175 notes
no no you don’t understand
this is an actual thing
10:09 pm • 6 April 2014 • 145,690 notes
Sapwood Acts as Water Filter
If you’ve run out of drinking water during a lakeside camping trip, there’s a simple solution: break off a branch from the nearest pine tree, peel away the bark and slowly pour lake water through the stick. The improvised filter should trap any bacteria, producing fresh, uncontaminated water.
In fact, an MIT team has discovered that this low-tech filtration system can produce up to four liters of drinking water a day — enough to quench the thirst of a typical person.
Read more: http://www.laboratoryequipment.com/news/2014/02/sapwood-acts-water-filter
9:20 pm • 27 March 2014 • 2,337 notes